CCDG Party Candidate for 2012
I am now an official CCDG candidate for the 2012 presidential race. We will be making all of our signs in purple.
Appropriate attire will be Levis, White short sleeve dress shirts and blue blazers until you get South of the Mason/ Dixon line at which point the blazers become optional. (No cardigan sweaters allowed, white tennis shoes are ok until Labor day).
We will be anti union and anti union busting, but pro workers rights. We will stand with the corporations until they get too big and then we will stand with the small corporations and the workers.
(Unless we need money, then we will cut a deal with big something, then only talk bad about them to get votes. So if everyone will just send us enough money we won’t have to cut any of those deals)
We will balance the budget by raising taxes without ever mentioning it so no one will have to get upset, but we will save SS and Medicare, while reducing the benefits of each so that we can set a minimum income level for all Americans therefore reducing the need for both of them.
We won’t be prochoice or prolife because that law is already on the books and we will just uphold it as it needs be.
We will be promarriage of all types, yet work hard to get all mention of marriage out of every benefit in the federal laws and replace it with something that allows each person to name their heir, significant other, medical proxy, financial partner without having that be “ordained” by the state.
What we won’t do is call the other side 4,5 and 6 letter words, rant about how they are going to destroy America and how the flyover states and the coastal elites will eventually take up arms to destroy each other at the cost of both of their ways of life.
Mojitos will also become the national drink and the blues will be required to have equal representation on the peoples licensed airwaves in each market. Although a Blues/reggae station will be granted an exemption.
We will not go to war barring a direct attack on us or a country we have a specific mutual defense treaty with. Our energy policy will include drilling, exploration, and extraction of whatever resources are necessary to facilitate the production of enough electricity to support an all electric economy. All alternative energy sources will be designed to contribute electricity to the upgraded grid.
The defense budget will be enough for defense.
Health care will be provided for anyone who doesn’t have it through their employer or is unable to get it privately through a baseline set of benefits administered by Medicare on needs based pricing. Every American is covered.
Did I mention Mojitos? and Purple?
The budget gets balanced every year, after the first year the budget is: however much we took in this year is the most you can estimate for next year. So we are always one year behind in growth times.
More to come.
(CCDG party founding credit to Countme–in, who was bored by it prior to its existence and denies any responsiblity or association with the idea or contents above)
Footnote: Please don’t send money.
